I really would wish the person who provided me with a keylogger yesterday and hacked my WoW account would be sexy -- but I fear this might not be the case.
If he did, however, I would love to write a nice slash story about him, subduing him to exquisite mal-treatment of my own device. So, however improbable as it might be... if this message reaches you, dear hacker, do not hesitate, but contact me -- you have my email already -- but not my password anymore :P.